More cup stories

I'm not sure what is going on here and cups but this is getting strange. There is a coffee dispenser at work where you can get coffee, hot tea, and some other flavoured beverage all out of one unit. I was crashing hard last night around 12 am so I decided to brave the brew. With my experience the other day and cups I was a little worried to ask for one. Since I was in such a bad state I figured what the hell, lets go for it.

So I ask my engineer where cups are for coffee. He then tells me their cups are in their lockers. I reinforce the fact that I WANT A COFFEE. He understands what I mean and has a bit of a worried look on his face. This is when I start thinking "Oh god here we go again". He says "If you want a cup you have to get it from downstairs. Fill in a requisition form and see if they will 'check you out a cup'". Everything in this place needs a freakin' code or requisition form. If they need a pen - fill in a form. If they need a notepad - fill in a form. If you need a freakin' cup - fill in a form. Even my dinner requires some code which they don't give me.

I know it sounds like I'm complaining. But all of this is really a hilarious experience. Now I know "there is a cup" you just have to fill out requisition form 9-Alpha and complete paragraph 3, 7, 12 plus 14 subsection 3.